There’s a joke going around that the hotter you are, the more tummy issues you have. I think it’s less a sad commentary on how restrictive eating and diet-culture have ruined many of our bodies’ natural processes (though true); the joke is intended as a way of laughing through the difficulty of chronic digestive problems: “Well, I guess I’m just super hot!”
For the first time I tried French Macarons. Paid good money for them. Not impressed.